Here at StockCats Financial Media, our goal is to provide a valuable service to our clients.
That’s why we’ve developed the Financial Talking Points Narrative Generator and offer this as a public service.
All you need is a clean shirt and a necktie – and armed with our talking points generator – you are all set for any financial media interview.
Maybe you had a late night at the bar and are almost too hungover for your interview – no problem.
Perhaps you really have no thesis on the market and are not sure what to say – no problem.
You are required to toe the company line – even though you may not personally agree with it – no problem.
We have you covered…
Now the real trick in using the Generator is being able to string together a number of talking points into a semi-coherent narrative. I thought I would take this opportunity to demonstrate how that’s done.
“Welcome Sir… can we get your thoughts on the stock market here?”
“Thank you so much for those profound observations. We’ll look forward to having you back on”
So there you have it.
As you can see, these “sound-bytes” can be arranged in an unlimited number of ways so the sky is the limit.
Never again will you have to struggle with what you are going to say during an interview on CNBC – or even really have to prepare!
If you fancy yourself as a real Wall Street professional, you might want to take some time to memorize some of these talking points. Imagine how impressive you will sound at cocktail parties being able to rattle off a few of these from memory!
In the future we will be adding new talking points so be sure to check back.
Your career as a professional Financial Pundit is already on the fast-track!
See you on TV…